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The Greatest Show on Earth

from Greatest Hits by THE DUVTONS

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lyrics

Welcome to the show
We got lots to get through today, let’s get proceedings underway
Our guests speak on behalf of almighty god with handy hints on how we can avoid his wrath
We’re live from a cave
With prizes to giveaway
This is the only show on earth that can save your soul
And lie we always say
Death to the western world

Welcome to the greatest show on earth
It’s a ratings battle for the universe
Don’t be scared, it’s just tv
Done with smoke and mirrors and puppetry
It’s ok, it’s only make believe
Still it’s the greatest show on…

And we’re back
My next guest is my right arm man with the game plan for the future of the holy land
Really? Is that so?
Be sure to check the website for a fact sheet after tonight’s show

We’re live from a cave
With prizes to giveaway
This is the only show on earth that can save your soul
And lie we always say
Death to the western world

Welcome to the greatest show on earth
It’s a ratings battle for the universe
Don’t be scared, it’s just tv
Done with smoke and mirrors and puppetry
It’s ok, it’s only make believe
Still it’s the greatest show on…

You touch that dial we might launch an attack
Change the channel we might get the axe

Would you all believe in me
If I wasn’t on tv
Well no.
No no no.
Would you stay glued to the screen
If scripted, not reality
Probably way more so
(Back to the show)

Tune in tonight to win a prize
We’ll keep the hostages alive
Player ones not from round here
Bet you wish you never volunteered
So pray to our god that somebody is watching us

We’re live from a cave
With prizes to giveaway
This is the only show on earth that can save your soul
And lie we always say
Death to the western world

Welcome to the greatest show on earth
It’s a ratings battle for the universe
Don’t be scared, it’s just tv
Done with smoke and mirrors and puppetry
It’s ok, it’s only make believe
Still it’s the greatest show on earth

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from Greatest Hits, released October 31, 2017

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